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We hope you like our Package

Ginch Gonch would like to share it’s new package with you. Comes stuffed with all new men’s underwear from the I LOVE and FRUIT JUICE collections.

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Gonchzilla

We are now 3 days away from the official launch of I LOVE TOKYO, a Japanese-inspired collection by  the world’s cheekiest-and your favorite- underwear brand. We thought it only fitting to share with you a little tatse of Japan’s cinematic B-movie legacy, Godzilla, in anticipation of Ginch Gonch’s own Gonchzilla undies, coming out next week.

For you film nerds out there, we thought we’d share the epic opening lines from this vintage classic:

“This is Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man’s imagination. Tokyo, a smoldering memorial to the unknown, an unknown which at this very moment still prevails and could at any time lash out with its terrible destruction anywhere else in the world. There were once many people here who could’ve told of what they saw…now there are only a few.”  -Steve Martin (Godzilla 1954)

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Stop the Madness!

Although Ginch Gonch has been gaining ground in its fight against boring tighty whities, it appears a new player has entered the battle: Handerpants!

…Please say it aint’ so. Tighty whities for your HANDS? Although this is a minor setback, Ginch Gonch is determined to fight to the end. No capitulation!

 

Join  us in the fight against the boring and the blah. Visit www.nomoretightywhities.com

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Shiny Hineys at Wango Tango

In our eternal quest to cover the world in Ginches one bum at a time, the Ginch Gonch wieners went to Ryan Seacrest’s annual birthday bash last weekend to gift the stars. Wango Tango was a success as expected. Even people who deal with the public need to cover their privates! 

Here are a few pics from the event for all of you star struck Ginch fans out there.

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Wango-Tango-Shannon-Elizabeth

 

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Wango Tango Ginch Gonch

 

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Lauren Conrad, Aple.de.ap from Black Eyed Peas, Lo from the Hills, Shannon Elizabeth, Derek Hough, Olympic medalist Shawn Johnson & more!

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Undies Quotes

Being in the undergear biz, the wieners are often exposed to different undies sayings. From clever expressions to jokes and other miscellaneous vulgarities, these range from the not-so-funny to the absolutely hilarious. 

Here are a few sayings that have been going aroung the ginch Gonch office of late. We thought we’d share a couple of our favorite ones with you.

Ginch Gonch funky undies quotes

 

“Politicians, like underwear, should be changed often, and for the same reasons.”  -Source unknown

“I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing along a change of underwear.” -Woody Allen

“From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.” -Bertolt Brecht

The truth is, I’d never seen a Cary Grant film. Since then I have watched his stuff and it’s astounding, but I don’t see any similarity between us. Except for the fact that I’m told he used to wear ladies’ underwear, which is something I also do. ” -Hugh Grant

“I would rather watch somebody buy their underwear than read a book they wrote.” – Andy Warhol

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